1. A burger somewhere between medium-well and well-done that isn’t too burned.
2. A little bit of extra liquor in the drink that will be free because they winked when they asked for it.
3. A children’s menu for someone over the age of 16.
4. An order of soup that’s more than a cup but less than a bowl.
5. A to-go box small enough for a teeny tiny bite of food.
6. A table on a Saturday night that’s far away from everyone and really quiet.
7. A well-done steak that only takes five minutes.
8. A bottle of beer that is colder than any of the others in the same refrigerator.
9. A place where their cell phones can charge where someone can keep an eye on it and it will be totally safe.
10. A special place to park strollers.