About The Author
B.T. Evilpants has traveled far and wide seeking the fundamental truths of life. His search for all of the answers to life's great questions have taken him from his modest home in Michigan to…well…OK, he mostly just sits in his mother's basement in his underwear, surfing the web. The point is, he has found enlightenment and joyfully shares it with his loyal readers. Go ahead. Ask him anything. He has the answers.