Religion has actually convinced people that there is an invisible man, living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day of your life. And he has a list of 10 things he does not want you to do. And if you do any any of these 10 things, he has a special place for the fire and smoke and ash and torture we will send you to suffer and burn and scream and cry forever and ever until the end of time!
… But he loves you.
He loves you and he needs money!
- George Carlin