Spread the love of Jesus and hunt dinosaurs in a luxury setting – at the same time!
Did dinosaurs share the earth with man? Of course they did – they still do!, and only militant, left wing evolutionists would deny this truth. We’ll prove it to you! Come dinosaur hunting with us in deepest China, the only place where dinosaurs still walk the earth. Stay in Luxury accommodation with like-minded Christians, hunt dinosaurs with a licensed professional and help spread the word while ministering to the poor – and at the same time enjoy a luxury vacation of biblical magnitude.
Introducing: The Francois Du Toit Luxury Dinosaur Hunting 10 day Safari ($19,995 per hunter – flights extra)
The package includes:
- Transfer from the airport to our camp, accommodations, and meals, worship and Christian seminars by local ministers. (You may bring your own to share with us as well). Ground transportation during your Safari.
- Hunting of 1 Animal to include choice of: Kentrosaurus, Velociraptor ($10,000 Seraphim-level danger premium) Triceratops, Tyrannosaurus Rex ($30,000 Archangel-level max danger premium), Hadrosaur or Stegosaur . 15% Seminar Discount will apply to the trophy fees of all game animals taken with meat donated. Trophy skins/horns/skulls/feet remain yours. (Taxidermy and shipping/dipping available on a per kilo basis. We will facilitate trophy preparation and salting).
- Minister to the poor at an orphanage and squatters camp with a Christian organization. This will involve bringing your meat to the camps and using your other talents to help the children. Feel free to bring needed items such as candy, clothing sports equipment, medical supplies and bibles. These are always in short supply and greatly appreciated.
- Use of one .700WTF Dinosaur hunting rifle (details below) and 10 rounds. Extra ammo available for a fee. Second gun for fast reloading also available for a fee.
About us and the package:
Francois Du Toit
Francois Du Toit is a South African born, licensed professional hunter who has hunted all manner of game in Africa and recently moved his base of operations to China in order to both spread the word in China and find more challenging game than available in Africa currently. He brings, not only a wealth of hunting experience and a love of Jesus, but four professional gun-boys: Captain Morgan Ndlovu, Victor Dont-Worry, Two-Rand Ndlovu, and Foki Voeltjie Mzizi, all the way from the plains of Africa to deepest China. With gun-boys like this on hand, you know you are safe – they are all good, god fearing Christians.
Provider for Christ Hunting Expeditions (TM) is a Christ-centric organization with the message of love seated deep in our principals. We only accept bookings from Christians who show a commitment to family values (no homosexual or unmarried couples allowed).
During your stay with Francois du Toit Safaris, you’ll be accommodated in a luxurious converted residential complex, with private bathroom facilities. All our rooms have electricity which is 220 volt, converters are needed for American appliances. In the complex you can enjoy the Chinese night skies while discussing the day’s hunt and enjoying a traditional Chinese evening meal. When not hunting, relax during the day by the poolside with your favorite beverage.
We use only hand made .700 WTF rifles (nothing else is powerful enough to bring down the game).
The cartridge, named the .700 WTF and is made by fire forming a .50 BMG brass case, trimming it to 3″ in length and then sizing it. The round is loaded with a 1132 grain paper patched .700 lead cast bullet.
The rifle, with just a 16.25″ barrel, can push the 1132 grain of lead up to 2300 fps. Thats 13,000 ft/lbs of energy, right up there with the .50 BMG and far exceeding the .700 Nitro Express. The cast lead bullet has enough energy to pass clean through a 1/4″ steel plate, making your average dinosaur easy pickings. The rifle uses a shell-holder style action, which lacks an automatic ejector and must be entirely removed from the action in order to load a new cartridge. Ask your gun boy about a spare rifle for fast reloading ($1,800 per diem extra – and well worth the investment). More details about your weapon can be found in the links at the bottom.
Triceratops is probably the easiest game to hunt; hard of hearing, vegan diet and slow to respond to human threats. Triceratops is a genus of herbivorous ceratopsid dinosaur that first appeared during the late Maastrichtian stage of the late Cretaceous period, about 6,000 years ago. Tastes like chicken.
Kentrosaurus is a genus of stegosaurian dinosaur that first appeared during the Late Jurassic, about 6,000 years ago. Also fairly easy game, the hide makes an interesting floor rug. Tastes like chicken.
Hadrosaurs or “duck billed dinosaurs” are a fun hunt because of the interesting noises they make during the hunt. This is the only game we recommend for children under 16. Another herbivore, the teeth present a low threat level to humans. First appeared in the Upper Cretaceous about 6,000 years ago. Tastes like chicken.
Due to their large size, and armor plating Stegosaurs are a bit hard to bring down, and multiple .700 WTF round will probably be needed. The feet make excellent footstools though. They first appeared during the Jurassic and early Cretaceous, about 6,000 years ago, and are the only truly native game in China. Tastes like chicken.
“Fast, fast, fast,” could best describe this beast. Only recommended for experienced hunters with fast reactions. Often found in packs, but usually bought down with a single shot, the small head makes a magnificent trophy. Velociraptor is a genus of dromaeosaurid theropod dinosaur that appeared approximately 6,000 years ago during the later part of the Cretaceous Period. Tastes like chicken.
The ultimate prize – T-Rex. Make no mistake – these puppies are hard to kill. Even Jesus himself would struggle to bring down one of these bad boys. We recommend a minimum of 2 spare guns and an extra gun boy if you plan to go for one of these (fees apply). First appeared during the Maastrichtian age of the upper Cretaceous Period, about 6,000 years ago. Tastes nothing like chicken.
Edit – due to dwindling numbers, the Archangel-level max danger premium on T-Rex has been raised to $50,000. Sadly there are only a few of these magnificent creatures remaining, so – book early to avoid disappointment!
The hunt and daily ritual
Your day will start with morning worship, and a hearty breakfast. We then recommend making peace with your maker before setting out on foot. Fossil fueled vehicles spook the game for some reason, so we always approach on foot. One gun boy will accompany each hunter unless harder game is being hunted and extra gun boys are needed.
Once the game is killed and cleaned, we return to base, head out for some ministering-the-poor at a local orphanage (bibles available for a fee) and then meet back at the complex in the evening for a well deserved gourmet meal and drinks.
Proof that Dinosaurs And Man Share The Earth
Despite the leftist media blackout, some footage remains from earlier expeditions and old movies where the left wing media have been unable to remove the proof. Just watch the following footage from the famous 1966 Hollywood movie, “Four Thousand Years B.C,” and ask yourself – if dinosaurs and man did not share the earth – how was this footage shot? ????!!!!!
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- Inspiration – Frikkie Du Toit Provider for Christ hunting adventures – not irony. 🙁
- Wikipedia – dino images and “facts”
- The Rifle self respecting dinosaur hunters all use – .700 WTF