Girlfriend Asked Boyfriend To Watch Her Tortoise While She’s On Vacation. She Didn’t Expect This

This tortoise did drugs, drove drunk, and looked at tortoise pornography while his master was away. At least, that’s what happened acco

Tortoises have the longest lifespan of any land animal, so it’s not recommended to “party” like the tortoise below. The oldest tortoise is said to have lived to 188 years of age, but it’s likely that he refrained from wild nights like the one seen here.

Source: Consent_van via boredpanda

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