Topless woman steals baby Jesus from Vatican’s nativity scene


On Thursday in the Vatican, a FEMEN activist went topless in St. Peter’s Square and stormed the nativity scene with “GOD IS WOMAN” scrawled in black shoe polish on her chest. She then proceded to steal a statue of baby Jesus in the nativity scene.

The nativity scene was playing really shitty music at the time.

An officer, who was later identified by redditors as “Count Chocula” and “Inspector Closeau,” had managed to eventually subdue her — but it was too late. Someone uploaded a clip to LiveLeak, and now questions are being raised once again in bongsmoke-ridden dormitories across the globe. God might be not be male, let alone alive. h/t – deathandtaxes